Coke Ads!?

[Ummm, the following is full of "swear words".  If that bothers you, then just... well... Don't read it?  Maybe? Or would that make too much sense?  Thanks.] *** Drinking Coke makes you feel like your pockets are full of WHAT!?? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??! And that picture is so F-ing confusing anyway!  I usually only glance at it before I turn away in disgust and now I have this jumbled crap image of a diseased rat riding on top of the body of a decomposing groundhog through a sewer system running through my brain! (No! that can NOT be what I saw... can it??) And that other one! If you made a list of all the ingredients in Diet Coke and erased that list and shoved it up your ass so hard that it came out through your eyeballs!... it would Really FUCKING HURT!! No, wait, that can't be what he said that time either...  I must have heard that wrong... maybe? Point being that if you took that list and used it to perform a lobotomy on yourself, it would make AT LEAST as much sense as this ad does! Yo, Diet Coke people, whoever came up with this ad campaign is NOT your friend! Alright? I actually LIKE Diet Coke, and did I avoid buying a case of it the last time I was at CostCo? YOU BETCHA!  Was it memorable? SURE. Did it help your sales?  Not around here it didn't! --JBB